Monkey-baby

I think if I had a pet monkey, I'd train him to act like a baby. Then women would all flock around me, saying, "What a cute man there with his baby! I wish I could find a man like that!" Then I would say, "Ah-ha! You are fooled! This is my pet monkey! I don't really have a baby or a wife, you see, so I am actually available." Then I would date like crazy all those women that love me for my pet monkey-baby. Except for now I am with Hairy Lip Jolene. So I guess I'll have to hold onto that dream until a later time...