Jolene

I went on a walk today with my girlfriend, Jolene. We hold hands and that's real neat. Sometimes she wants to kiss, but every time we do, her hairy upper lip makes me want to sneeze. I mean, I think she really likes me and all, but I don't think she wants my nose juices sprayed in her face at high velocity AND close proximity. It's getting really hard to control my sneezing impulses, and I know that one day, she'll get snot right down the kissing hole. I guess you could say I'm concerned about this. After all, I don't want to be kissing my own snot. -Darius