Me, a Seductive Robot?

I think if I were a robot, I could pretty much dominate in every sporting activity there is. Including the sporting activity named “girls.” I would have a clever and quick chocolate dispensing system and the chocolates would be laced with some kind of seductive drug like Prozac or ludes. No girl could resist my druggy chocolates of wonderness. Perhaps some kind of dementia inducing ingredient would be included as well. Yes, if I were a robot, I would be an unstoppable force in the game of winning over the girls.