Rocky Valido

Rocky Valido is my arch-nemesis. He is also the janitor where I work. He is always doing things to me that disrupt and disturb my ability to harness positive energy from the universe. Last week he managed to replace all my clean underwear with trash cans. I know that doesn't make sense but it happened and my pants looked ridiculous layered over 2-gallon volume office wastebaskets. Just today he punched me in the face. It was his fault. Yes, I did blow air in his face from one inch away, but that was a simple misunderstanding and/or mix up of the words vacate and ventilate. He wins this time.